Corrupted wishing well game!

I'm sure most of you know this game -- make a wish, and have it come true. Problem is, the wishing well is corrupted and as such the fulfillment of the wish goes terribly awry!

To those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the gist:
1. Grant the wish above you, making it go wrong somehow.
2. Make a wish yourself.
3. Lather, rinse, repeat.

For example:

Person 1: I wish for some sushi.

Person 2: Granted, but it seems that the fish has gone rotten, and it's given you food poisoning!
I wish for a puppy.

Person 3: Granted, but it's vicious and it tears up your furniture.
I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

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I'll start!

I wish I was a cat

Granted but you die [/fakeresponse]

Okay, seriously, granted, but you end up getting terribly abused by your owners...or should I say torturers.

I wish I could draw humans better .-.

Granted,but you draw humans so well,that people get jealous and bomb your house!

I wish I wouldn't oversleep

Granted, but you end up undersleeping and get extremely sick.

I wish I could sing better /_\

Granted,but people keep asking you to sing for them,and you die from exhaustion

I wish I had some cookies

Granted, but I poisoned them >=D You can guess where that goes.

I wish that this wish will not go bad.

Granted,but I want it to,so your hose explodes XD

I wish this wish will go wrong

Granted, but the wish ends up going worse then you thought. XD

I wish I could change form.

Granted,but you get stuck in that form
I wish I could fly.

Granted, but your ability doesn't last long and you fall to your death.

I wish I was an author

Granted,but then you can't figure out what to write,and end up sitting there thinking for the rest of your life

I wish I could draw cats better

Granted, but cyber trolls attack your anatomy, making you more reluctant to draw them. (True story for me)

I wish I didn't have this silly artblock.

Granted,but then you forget what you were going to draw,and you get artblock again

I wish people wouldn't spam (you know how beatus spammed about lace wigs or something?Well she spammed on other sites about the same thing.)

Granted, but this wishing well can't change other people's intentions.
((Ya... I know))

I wish the same as SS did.

Granted,but spammers get bored,and they spam again.

I wish my parents wern't allergic to cats and dogs (their allergies make getting a pet annoying)

Granted, but you find they are allergic to people.
((XD))

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted,but then you get so many fun ideas that you can't deciede what to do first,so you sit there for the rest of your life debating.

I wish my freind was back from her vacation

Granted, but you find your friend planns on moving away, and you get upset and begin bawling your eyes out. ((Possibly not so dramatically)

I wish my sister was back from her vacation in India.

Granted,but she remembers how much she loved India,and deciedes to move there.

I wish I had a cat that wouldn't eat our guinea pigs

Granted but then your cat begins to chew it's tail. :/

I wish this game wasn't addictive XD

I know right XD
Granted,but there's nothing else to do,so you die of boredom

I wish my mom's birthday cake wasn't stale

Granted, the cake wasn't stale but the icing was.

I wish I had a job.

Granted,but your job only pays you 1 cent a year

I wish summer would last longer

Granted, but with Summer comes heat and a Giant Heatwave for summer to be longer gives you burnt skin.

I wish I wouldn't sleep in.

Granted,but you wake up the second after you fall asleep

I wish my freinds read warrior cats